sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

alphastridercest:

bambiisqueen:

alphastridercest:

queer noises

[ religious mob noises in the distance ]

panicked queer noises

unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too